
Birthday Party Fund
A timber-and-stone villa, a pool that catches the sunset, and everyone I love in one place. The single biggest item on this entire list — as it should be.
Bill of materials — birthday edition
Tape color = price class · edge bands = price, in resistor code
Stations ranked by priority: P1 (want the most) → P7 (someday) · card glow = price × priority
①Browse the bins
②Click through to the shop
③Hold to call dibs — so nobody double-buys
The big dreams. Every rupee moves the needle — no contribution too small, none too audacious.
Access level: family & friends · contents: dreams

A timber-and-stone villa, a pool that catches the sunset, and everyone I love in one place. The single biggest item on this entire list — as it should be.
Straight-six, 374 hp, panel gaps I will personally verify with the Mitutoyo. Every rupee is another part on the line.
Golden hour on Table Mountain and a memory card full of proof.
Concrete, steel, warm wood — cable-managed to perfection. Built one contribution at a time.
Every contribution moves the needle · dibs run on the honor system — labeled, like everything else here
The GPU makes the frames. The OLED shows them. Simple economics.
DLSS 4 · 16GB GDDR7 · OLED · FRAMES: ALL OF THEM

SFF-ready, vapor chamber, 16 GB of GDDR7. Every game I own is about to feel brand new.

An OLED where every pixel turns itself off. Blacks so deep the bezel gets jealous.
Terabytes for the RAW files and the 3 a.m. Docker experiments.
RAID: SHR · SCRUB: MONTHLY · SLEEP: EARNED
One lens. The whole reason the camera exists.
33MM · F/1.4 · ISO 200 · GOLDEN HOUR: PERMANENT

The lens Fuji people call “life-changing” with a straight face. Provenance: every X-mount forum since 2021.
Purpose-built WLED hardware. The good stuff, from the man himself.
LEVEL-SHIFTED · FUSED · QUINDOR-APPROVED

Four fused, level-shifted channels. The ceiling project just became a whole-room project.

The next-generation board. Whatever Quindor builds next, the answer is yes.

One channel, done properly. Gateway hardware — everyone starts with an Uno.

Eight channels. At this point the house is one big addressable matrix, and I'm at peace with that.

Pocket WLED with USB-C. For LED emergencies, which are real and frequent.

Pushes clean data down runs that physics said were too long. Physics can file a complaint.

For the analog strips in my drawer that deserve a dignified retirement plan.

The board that goes on the board. Spares are not optional at this altitude of hobby.

Bought per Quindor's buying guide, obviously. COB or nothing — pixels should be invisible.
Buy once, cry once. The German steel section.
TORQUE: SNUG · NO ROUNDED HEADS · SHADOW BOARD ENFORCED

64 bits and the confidence to void any warranty in the building.

The away-game version. For fixing things at other people's houses, which keeps happening.

A whiteboard operating table, so tiny screws stop achieving escape velocity.

German ratcheting excellence in a case smaller than a sandwich. The engineering is the flex.

A full bit set disguised as a pocket dictionary. Always packed, always justified.

Eleven precision drivers for screws that require reading glasses.

100 mm of plier that out-grips tools four times its size. Absurd. Essential.

A wrench and pliers in a single pocket-sized tool. Carried daily, justified constantly.

Both XS legends in a belt pouch. Maximum capability per gram.

Flush cuts so clean the zip ties don't even feel it.

An electric screwdriver with torque settings and, frankly, beautiful industrial design.

The rest of the HOTO catalogue. Matte grey tools that spark joy.
ESP32s, touchscreens, and calibrated measurement. The bench is sacred.
GPIO 21 · 3V3 · GND · FUME EXTRACTOR: ON

Ships with WLED pre-flashed. The ceiling doesn't know what's coming.

The bigger sibling, with proper screw terminals — wire nuts are for quitters.

A tiny dashboard nobody asked for and everyone will end up using.

Rs 600 of silicon, 40 hours of firmware, one suspiciously intelligent light switch.

Measures to 0.01 mm, which is exactly the respect the prints deserve.
Plastic goes in. Organization comes out.
LAYER 0.20 MM · INFILL: 100% LOVE · SUPPORTS: FAMILY

For parts that survive actual use. Gridfinity bins, meet your maker. Literally.

Squishy prints: bumpers, feet for everything, at least one questionable duck.

Melting brass into plastic, on purpose. Extremely satisfying. Slightly addictive.

M3s for days. Every printed part deserves real threads.
Quality of life, but make it thock.
PLAYER 1 READY · RGB: TASTEFUL · THOCK: MAX

Gasket-mounted, QMK, thock. My current keyboard is fine — that's the problem.
Premium strips and clean power. Glow responsibly.
24V RAIL · CRI ≥ 90 · DIFFUSE EVERYTHING
RGBW at 24V: longer runs, less voltage drop, more ceiling. The math works — I checked twice.
The RGBW classic. A real white channel is the difference between gamer room and lighting design.
A continuous ribbon of light with zero hotspots. Dangerously close to elegant.

The PSU forums tell you to buy after the cheap one gets spicy. Skipping a step.

Click, done, sleep well. The connector that ended an era of regret.
The consumables that make every project possible. Restock the peace of mind.
MIN QTY: NEVER ZERO · REORDER POINT: YESTERDAY

A rainbow of 221s, sorted by pole count. Connector anxiety: cured.

For splices that need to lie flat and act professional.

Crimped ferrules on every stranded wire. The terminal blocks will eat well.

Every diameter, because electrical tape is a confession.

The connector every LED project demands and no drawer ever contains. Until now.

Jumper ends for every breadboard adventure. Crimp once, prototype forever.

The default fastener of the maker universe, in every length that matters.
Brass inserts in bulk. Every printed enclosure gets machine-thread dignity.

6×2 mm neodymium, by the hundred. The bins must click. The bins will click.
The hum of a well-fed rack is a love song.
U01–U07 · UPTIME 99.98% · FANS: WHOOSH

2.5 gigabit, because my NAS and I have trust issues with 1GbE.

Four SFP+ ports of headroom I will absolutely grow into. Don't fact-check this.

So a power blip can't take down the lab mid-scrub. Sleep insurance.

Power over Ethernet: one cable does everything. Objectively elegant.

4K footage. Officially for packages. Unofficially for the neighbour's cat.
Still wanted, just patient. The queue never lies.
PRIORITY: EVENTUAL · STATUS: ACCEPTED · SHAME: NONE

Carries one Fuji, two lenses, and the ongoing delusion of packing light.

For hikes where the photo stops comfortably outnumber the hiking.

Origami-grade compartments for the 37 cables I already labeled. The labels get an address.

Tiny bag, disproportionate joy. Believed capable of swallowing an entire shoot's worth of batteries.

Turns any backpack into a camera bag. Modular, structured, deeply on-brand.

A RISC-V soldering iron that heats in seconds and costs less than the solder. Open source, obviously.

Fast heat-up, honest temperature readout, suspiciously good industrial design. The joints don't stand a chance.

For standing in the living room, swinging at air, and calling it exercise.